Though we obviously love and wholeheartedly support the idea that something this luxe and stunning can be called 'basic' we must acknowledge that this classic thong, with its crenelated edging, deco-floral lacy panels, and barely-there string sides, is pretty much anything but. That's not to say that you can't wear it undetected under your workwear pencil skirt like any good basic, it's just to say that women who do that are also as far from basic as it gets, and beautifully so.