This noir boudoir bottom is definitely ready for its close-up. A perfect marriage of the classic (the gorgeous frill of heirloom-quality Chantilly eyelash lace) and the bold (the directional elastic strapping), this thong is a real shape shifter. With its slender bands at the hips and even more slender g-string back, we think that this one is equal parts Hollywood starlet and downtown doyenne. Go ahead, choose your own adventure.