You made her buy the dress (and even if you chose something nice like kelly green silk, let's be honest, it's still a liiiittle bit of a stretch that she'll “definitely” wear it again), she came to your fitting, and she sat next to your future-mother-in-law at your shower. Doesn't your maid of honor deserve something nice? This Swarovski crystal blinged out version of Hanky Panky's classic stretch thong is just the thing. And maybe a drink too. You've all earned it!