Oh, man. Sorry puppies, sorry clouds, sorry velour jumpsuits from 2006, sorry downy skin on a baby’s bottom...we have officially found what might be the softest thing we’ve ever felt. And unlike puppies, clouds, velour, and baby’s butts, this, darlings, is all-natural cotton (with just a hint of stretch for good measure). Brushed cotton fleece is as luscious as it is tactile and it’s just as perfect against the body getting out of a long bath as it is polishing off breakfast in bed. There you have it (and we think you should have it).