Dear ratty old granny panty, rumor has it there's a new girl in town, a black-lace-and-mesh sophisticate that has an incredible day job and loves to party all night. Rumor has it she's incredibly sexy as well as totally natural. Rumor has it she speaks French, and is bedecked in Parisian details so lovely they're hard to even put into words (we'll try: rolled hem, gradiated mesh panelling). Rumor has it she's the one we're leaving you for.
Hand wash in lukewarm water with an extra-gentle lingerie wash; gently squeeze out excess water and lay flat to dry