We know firsthand how hard it can be to find a go-to-basic. We know that it's even harder to find one that isn't industrial-functional-ugly. This little black thong from Freya is super smooth and has a wide band of microfiber at the hips to be virtually invisible under clothes, but the subtle striped fabric and teensy bow are sweetly sexy. Bottoms that are both panty-line free and fancy free? You're welcome.