Sometimes you're the boss, and sometimes we're the boss. When we slip into the staggeringly sexy Bordelle webbed thong? Yep, that's one of those boss-lady times. Continuous strapping details (with their gasp-worthy peek-a-boos) start at the silken front panel and curve perfectly around the hips and bum, ending in a row of ladylike bows (it's the only ladylike thing about the piece). We'd like to see you in our office to discuss seduction ROI, please.