Yes, it's 3am and we'd like to order some room service. Yes, please. A bottle of champagne, a dozen oysters, a cheeseburger (medium rare, provolone), two orders of french fries, some chocolate covered strawberries, one creme brulee, and tomorrow's New York Times. Oh yes, and this stunning prussian blue silk and lace high-waisted short. Hmmm? Yes, two glasses for the champagne. Thank you.