We do so very much love the idea of fairy tales, but sometimes we're sick and tired of this whole "damsel in distress" nonsense. If we were in charge, it'd go something like this: Long, long ago there lived a beautiful princess. Instead of waiting in a tower for someone to compliment her hair or sleeping on a pea-lumpy mattress to prove her worth, she was her own boss, did her own thing, and had fabulous time doing it. And this stunning scallop-edged shorty, with its gorgeous dove palate and perfect lace, is for that heroine. Happily ever after.