Why, yes we would like another canape and two more glasses of champagne. Why, no we would not like to feel like we are wearing sawed off girdle biker shorts under our marvelous new fancy dress. These svelte beauties from SPANX are a slightly more refined take on their classic Higher Power Panty- serious slimming oomph where you need it (all the way to just under the bust), no waistbands or seams where you don't. They're serving the cake? Oh goodie!