This utterly fabulous floaty sheer pajama short in the. most. awesome. bright bold tribal pattern we've seen all season pretty much speaks for itself, buuuut just in case you couldn't hear what it was saying it's whispering: "Cocktail hour at our poolside suite at The Ace in Palm Springs starts in 20 minutes. Bring that handsome devil with the touseled hair and the copy of 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' in his bag."