Ob.Sessed. These dotty tights from Wolford are so flirtatiously post-modern we can't even deal. It's like Roy Lichtenstein meets Yayoi Kusama meets Bridget Bardot. The pattern on the legs is mesmerizing (and we are planning stellar outfits around it as we speak) but it's the perfect random dots making their way up the bum that really have us in a swoon. It's almost enough to have us wishing we'd come out of the bathroom with our skirts tucked into them. Almost.